Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
JIMMY Awards: Week 2
Here are this week JIMMY Award winners
College
Tate Forcier, QB Michigan - The Cali QB rose to fame in a huge game this past week 310 total yards, 3tds and most importantly one W.
Rahim Moore, FS UCLA - More was the first to make Lane Kiffin look stupid this season. He hit up the Vols for 6 tackles and 2 picks for a 19-15 in Knoxville.
Case Keenum, QB Houston - The ring leader of the OSU upset led his team with 366 passing yards on 32/46 pass attempts and 4 total TDs as the Cougars upset the #5 ranked OSU Cowboys in Stillwater.
NFL
Adrian Peterson, RB Vikings - The Deal ran for 180 yards on 25 attempts and hit up the Browns for 3 TDs.
Drew Brees, QB Saints - Brees was disgusting throwing for a 77% completion percentage. He was 26/34 throwing for 358 yards and 6 TDs. Someone tell Drew to slow down, it's only Week 1.
Sheldon Brown, CB Eagles - The oft disrespected DB let his organization his value once again with two passes broken up and two passes picked off. Eagles, please pay this man!
Monday Morning Cornerback: Week 2
Yo what up! It's call full circle. Pop Warner, High School, College, and Professional football is under way. Shout out to the UFL starting up in October, but for now, my life is complete. This is the 2nd week of the Monday Morning Cornerback where we get you covered on all angles. Let's go in.
Best Games
Michigan defeats # 18 Notre Dame
Thank God. This is how a Michigan vs. Notre Dame game is supposed to look. Michigan won the game on the heels and poise of their Frosh QB, Tate Forcier, who played phenomenal. Jimmy Clausen of the Golden Domers played great as well. He is finally living up to his potential. They lost the game not because of their play but their defense started to wear down and get tired.
The main reason they wore down was Charlie Weiss' need to throw the football. I have no clue why, but Armando Allen, Jr. was totting the rock for the Irish very well all game long. The Irish's second to last offensive series, Weiss threw the ball way too much. Allen started the drive off with 13 yards for a 1st down, but turned an ankle. Nevertheless, Weiss bailed on his running game, and ran two straight pass plays which fell incomplete and took no time off the clock. The rest is history. Michigan marched down the field and won the game.
Bills vs. Patriots
The start of the game was very slow and sloppy. You expected that sort of thing from the Bills but not the Pats. Brady was off target most of the game and there were several times he was gun shy about throwing the ball to Randy Moss in tight spots. Instead he chose to toss the pill to Ben Watson, twice in the final minutes of the game for two touchdowns.
The Bills simply self-destructed. The played great defense all night long. They scored points. They also have several bullet wounds in their own feet. Trent Edwards looks like young Jedi Knight that has no control over his own brilliance. The second to last series he looks like a Pro Bowl QB and the last series he takes two sacks when his team only has one timeout. Now that I think about it, he looked like an Pro Bowl QB, because Bills were gashing them with great interior runs and Edwards used and abused the play action. I don't know T.O., I wouldn't stand for this sloppy QB play if I were you.
The 6Magazine brass was expecting a great wr duel between Randy and T.O. but we got nothing. Thanks Tom and Trent!
Biggest Surprise
Did Colorado get beat 38 - 54 by Toledo? Let's be honest Coach Hawkins, you can't recruit a better QB than your own son? I know Colorado isn't what it once was, but you have tons of talent in Cali, Texas and Colorado to pull from. This isn't intramural brother, it's D-1 football, get a real QB!
Eh, nothing really jumped out at me NFL wise to be honest.
Quick Cuts and Jukes
- Matt Barklely looked good. Terrelle Pryor looked....ugh. I love TP though and I'm pulling for him.
- The Georgia Tech offense is bringing sexy back, aka, the Option. Expect the Nebraska Cornhuskers of old to be back in two years.
- Greg Paulus is good and I don't care what anyone else says.
- Forget what you heard, the Heisman is Jahvid Best's to lose.
- I am Sooner born and Sooner bred, which means I don't care when OSU loses, I wish people would stop associating the OSU Cowboys with the entire state of Oklahoma's football.
- The 'Ol Ball Coach is an old ball coach.
- Did you say something Lane Kiffin, I couldn't hear you.
- Thank God for Onterrio McCalebb, because after Andre Debose went out, I didn't know which Freshman stud I'd develop my man crush for.
- The Eagles look really good, and Mike Vick didn't even play.
- Google Adrian Peterson + Eric Wright, as soon as possible.
- Why the hell didn't I take Drew Brees as my QB in my fantasy league.
- Mark Sanchez '09 = Matt Ryan '08?
- Damn...not B. Lach...not this soon! Why?
- No T.O., the offensive explosion of Tony Romo and late season meltdowns must go on!
Yo...that's all I got,
Ricky Writer
5 Tips to Help Women Survive Football Season by K. Masenda of ETSF
What's up. We got the all world, Kenny Masenda, of Ed The Sports Fan which swept the 2009 Black Web Blog Awards for Sports blog of the year! Congrats to them cats. Here's Kenny.
At Ed the Sports Fan, we take immense pride in bringing you stories from a very unique and thought-provoking perspective. Some of them are good, while some are just plain out-there. There are others that are pure fantasy, and others that we feel will benefit you, the reader, as a whole. Today’s story will be just that: it will be something for all women to take in, and use as a tool to help you survive the next five months of your lives. Granted, there are some women who love football, so this is not written for them. This is for the women who may not understand a man’s fascination, love, affection, and bond with the game of football. One of my heroes, Dr. Cornel West, says “the benchmark of greatness is finding joy in loving and serving others.” With that said, it’s my honor and duty to present this to you. I’m doing this simply as a service to all women, and nothing more. I don’t want you to be mad once you realize that we’re gonna be unavailable for the next five months, unless there’s a crappy game on. Remember, it’s all out of love (and so we can watch the game in peace). Now...
#1. Adopt the “Cater to You” Philosophy - Once a woman finally realizes there’s no way she’s going to come between a man and football season, this approach becomes easier to embrace. I labeled this approach in honor of your girls, Destiny’s Child, so the words and the concept will sink in. There’s a part in the chorus that basically says, “I got your slippers/your dinner/your dessert, and so much more/anything you want, I want to cater to you.” Believe me, once football season is over (around early-February), a man will remember the times you catered to him, while we were in our sanctuary, and when you choose to have your Real Housewives of Atlanta Watch Party, or whatever show is “in” at that time, the favor will be returned, and we’ll be eager to do so.
#2. Learn to Respect the Communal Aspect of Football - Football is the one sport where all people can come together, and enjoy each other’s company, and be absolutely thrilled to do so. There can be a sanitation engineer, a waste collector, an office manager, CEO, bill collector, or whoever all in the same place, but when the game is on, it’s all good. For three hours, your occupation, past, present situation, or anything else means absolutely nothing. We’re all joined together for one reason: to enjoy the damn game. Baseball has too many lulls in a game for this to occur, and basketball’s too thugged-out for everyone to enjoy it. Other sports don’t compare either.
#3. Understand that People Alter Their Daily Schedules for Football Season - One of my boys altered his Friday work schedule, so he can participate in The Second-Annual Shock the World Tour this year. Me, the very writer of this piece, is abandoning my usual 11 AM church service, and will start going to 8 AM church service, beginning this Sunday, so I can be back home in time for Sunday NFL Countdown, at 10 AM. I’ve gone to, maybe, two early services my entire life, so the fact this is occurring serves as a reminder of how crucial football season is. DVR isn’t the same, so don’t dare ask me to do such a thing, because it will never happen. Once again, it goes back to respecting the sanctity of the gridiron.
#4. Check your Facebook/Twitter Profile - Ladies, do yourselves a favor, and log-in to your Facebook or Twitter account tomorrow evening, around 6 PM (or 7 EST). I guarantee you will see a substantial amount of status messages that will solely pertain to the NFL starting up. I would ask you to just look at last week’s statuses, but they’ve changed so damn much that it would be a pretty tough task.
#5. Find Something To Do - Go to the mall and shop til you drop; go hang out with “mama and nem.” Read a book, learn a trade, do something, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do not disturb a man when the game is on. As I said earlier, football season has started, and it’s more than just a game. To reduce it to that is to trivialize it and spit in the faces of all of us who have awaited months upon months for this to start back up. Please, don’t fight it. You will only lose; instead, respect it, learn it, and who knows, you may even learn to love it.
LADIES, THIS IS HONEST ADVICE. FELLAS ARE WE OFF BASE? WHAT DID WE FORGET? LET US KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS!
Be easy.
-K. Masenda
www.edthesportsfan.com
JIMMY Awards: Week 1
Here are the JIMMY Awards for the first week of the football season.
Michael Floyd, Notre Dame WR – The Golden Domer pulled in 4 catches, 3 of which were tds for 189 yards.
Joe Pawelek, Baylor LB – Pawelek had 7 tackles, a sack, and a pick.
Mark Ingram, Alabama RB – Ingram rushed for 150 yards on 26 attempts for a td and 3 catches for 35 yards and a td.
Max Hall, BYU QB – The nephew of Danny White threw for 329 yards on 26 of 38 pass attempts and two td strikes in an upset win of OU.
Ralph Bolden, Purdue RB – The Boilermaker had 234 yards on 21 rushes and two tds.
Blaine Gabbert, Missouri QB – The Mizzou QB passed for 319 yards on 25/33 passing and 3 td strikes with an extra td run for the road as they defeated Illinois.
Monday Morning Cornerback: Week 1
Well, the good thing is that football nuts like me can crawl into our caves, homes, sports bars, arenas, etc and not run a muck causing chaos within society. NFL gets under way next week, but college football, which in my mind is way better got under way this week.
Biggest news/Biggest shocker: #3 Oklahoma loses to #20 BYU
Sam Bradford sprained his shoulder and was hurt at the end of the second quarter. The score was only 7-7 at the time of Bradford’s departure. The Sooners struggled all day long to move the ball. The offensive line with four new starters sucks right now, and hopefully they get better for Bradford’s sake. They had 7 holding and false start penalties. The Sooners’ defense was okay. They held BYU’s high powered offense to only 14 points, but allowed too many yards in the passing game especially late in the game.
The case can be made that if Bradford was in the game, the Sooners’ would have pulled it out, which is probably so, but line play needs to be fixed as soon as possible. I understand the coaching staff’s reservations with the o-line, but they never turned Bradford loose. They played as if he was a true freshman and not a Heisman trophy winner. It’s typical of Sooner coaches to nutt up, but we normally see it in big games and not this early in the season. The Sooners have got to get it together if they want to get back to a national championship game.
Best Game: Miami vs. #18 FSU
This game doesn’t have the same flair that it once had but the ghosts of Hurricanes and Seminoles past were exorcised for this game. The last game of a great football weekend was easily the best. Two young and uber athletic teams put up 72 points combined with five lead changes. The score seems like the defenses took the night off, but both defenses played well causing two turnovers a piece, it’s just that the offenses out performed everyone’s expectations.
Both young quarterbacks looked great. FSU’s Christian Ponder should have been the hero leading his team down the field at the end of the game. Ponder was one pass away from being a South Florida heartbreaker had it not been for a dropped pass in the endzone. Jacory Harris’ veins look like a snake’s belly that just swallowed a rat. There are huge chunks of crushed ice in Harris’ veins. He came up big at the end of the game, and threw for a Canes record 386 yards on 34 attempts for 21 completions and 2 td strikes.
The road does not get any easier for these two teams. Miami will not be able to breathe until they play Florida A & M on October 10th. Before then, they will play 14th Georgia Tech at home, travel to Blacksburg to play #13th VA Tech, and come back home to face #12 Oklahoma. I love the guts of Coach Shannon for scheduling such a tough schedule, but I also question his sanity. FSU has to worry about #7 BYU in two weeks.
Either way, we know Florida is putting work, and it looks like the old 90s will be back as the top three Florida schools rise to prominence once again.
Quick Cuts and Jukes
- I think several members of the Boise State football team are cowards for letting Byron Hout get knocked out and not doing anything about it.
- OU’s offensive line needs a lot of help and the coaches need to relax and let loose.
- The Bama/VA Tech games wasn’t as much of a defensive bore as I thought it would be. Did anyone notice Tay Cody’s pure dominance?
- OSU almost lost to Navy. Nope not Oregon State. No, Oklahoma State played Georgia this week. I mean the Ohio State Buckeyes almost lost to the Naval Academy, 27 – 31.
- I have no clue how Josh Cox can throw a ball too high for A.J. Green.
- The LSU vs. Washington game was a really good game. I wonder if Jake Locker played for Florida how good he’d be. Jordan Jefferson is going to be nice and LSU’s wideouts remind of Ike Hilliard an Riedel Anthony. Chris Polk looks icey in her jersey and even colder on the field.
- Jevan Snead didn’t look like the 1st team All-American QB I selected at the start of the season. I hope he gets it together for both of our sakes.
- I applaud teams with the guts to play top tier competition in week 1 given that college football has no preseason to work out kinks in their game.
That's all I got,
Ricky Writer
Monday, September 14, 2009
Boise State is Heartless
You want game coverage let me know what ESPN has to say. That’s where I go. If you want a different angle and 6Magazine’s take, then keep reading homie.
First off, is it just me or does the Mountain West want respect? Last time I checked, Oregon was in a BCS conference and has some of the best athletes in the country because of that conference and of course the best jerseys in college football.
Boise State didn’t care one bit as they took it to Oregon all game long. Although the score was only 19-8, it seemed much bigger for Boise St. You can attribute the sloppy play from both teams from it being a first game, but you can’t use the sloppy play as an excuse for Oregon who just plain got whipped.
Either way, what everyone was talking about was the LaGarrette Blount punch on Boise State’s, Byron Hout, after the game. A lot of noise was being chopped back and forth before the game by both teams, and ironically so because this first week of the college football season this year was Sportsmanship week.
So the story goes like this, Hout walks up to Blount after the game, taps Blount’s shoulder and talks some noise. Blount didn’t like it too well. Hout had his helmet off, big no, no. Blount’s was on. Full protection. Hout wasn’t all the way man enough about it, because he didn’t look Blount in the face, and said whatever junk he was talking as he passed Blount. Hout’s coach stopped him and berated him. As Hout is getting lashed out at, Blount sees Hout’s open chin for the taking. And he took it, right to him, and good too. So good that you briefly see Hout black out for a milli-second and drop to his knees. Blount was attacked by a swarm of Bosie State players, sike, they all looked at him, let ‘em walk, and watched their teammate come back to consciousness.
Story over? Not hardly. Blount was being escorted off the field after his oversized Floyd Mayweather impersonation, and I guess a few Boise State fans said something about his mama, because he went irate. The situation turned bad to worst when he started lunging at fans and had to be held back by police and security. As you now know, Blount was suspended for the entire season.
My problem with the situation is the Boise State players. Yes, I know it was the smart thing not to get involved, but this dude just knocked out your teammate. You are just going to stand there? Now in their defense the hit was unexpected and their head coach was right there, but c’mon. You mean to tell me they couldn’t shove the guy or do something. Maybe Hout is not a well-liked player on the team and he had it coming to him? Bottom line, it was Blount and about five Boise State players watched their teammate get the infamous one-hitter quitter. I don’t know about you but I call that heartless.
That’s all I got,
Ricky Writer