NFL Week 12 Recap

The only headline in the Bengals vs. Steelers is that Ocho Cinco was deactivated. The game was boring and of course the Steelers won 27-10. So, when is Marvin Lewis going to be deactivated.

Donovan McNabb was benched? Smart move Andy, and what did his replacement Kevin Kolb do? Not much better throwing 10/23 and 2 interceptions. Well let me take that back he was apart of history, because he is the person who threw Ed Reed's record setting interception return of 108yards. The Ravens defense is scarier than ever to be honest and Joe Flacco is in a race with Matt Ryan and Chris Johnson to win rookie of the year. Oh yah, Ravens win the bird battle, 36-7.

Ha! Let me say I told you so. Cleveland Browns management is stupid. Hey let's bench Derek Anderson for Brady Quinn, when Derek Anderson is not the problem. Our offensive line that played so well a year ago has been replaced by lazy aliens. Braylon Edwards is reverting back to the old Braylon Edwards. Our defense is ranked 27th in the league in yards allowed per game. Yah, lets blame it on Anderson. Brady Quinn plays one good game against a sub par Champ Bailey free Denver defense and he is annointed King of Cleveland and Lebron is demoted to Prince. HAHAHA, Brady stunk it up and got benched. I'm not a Brady hater, I love 'em actually, but the way they dealt with Derek Anderson was not cool. Karma is a fat girl and she is not nice at all. Browns lose 16-6 to the lowly Houston Texans.

Detroit had a 17 point lead against the Buccanneers. Wait, let me rephrase that. The Bucs spotted the Lions 17 points to work on the come from behind game, because they will need in the tough NFC South. It turned out pretty well for the Bucs. They won the game 38-20.

Better to lose now than in the Super Bowl. Just ask the Patriots. Titans got their rear ends handed to them by the Jett Favre and the New York Bretts in a 34-13 loss. The Jets DT Kris Jenkins is back to his dominating form that he had while in Carolina and he cannot be stopped. A Jets vs. Giants Super Bowl is not far off at all.

Who does Matt Cassell think he is? Tom Brady. Next thing we know where gonna see him in beantown running around with some super model. I mean two straight 400 yard passing games. He realized he had Randy Moss on his team. The Pats aren't far off, and they might have cracked the code to stopping the Miami Dolphins Wildcat formation as they defeated the Fins 48-28.

Tony Romo 22/39, 300+ yards passing, 3TDs and no interceptions...thats all that needs to be said. Cowboys defeat the Niners 35-22.

Damn you Matt Ryan! I wanted to see Vick in a Falcons jersey again. Welp, oh well. The Dirty Birds handed the Panters only their 3rd loss of the year. Impressive.

San Diego played such a great game. Phillip Rivers threw 2TDs and no interceptions. But they gave Peyton Manning too much time, as he drove his team down the field and the best kicker of all time, Adam Vinatieri, kicked a 47 yard field goal in his sleep for the win.


Sincerely,


Riverboat Ricky